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Whitey NEW MUSIC! 'Still Deluded' Mixtape July 24th, These are the Confirmed Songs...

Fly So High - Whitey Ft. Christina Rotondo

Another Whitey Music Update...

'Who is MC Whitey?'



'Fly So High' - The Acoustic Verse



'Super Rap'



'Buzzin' Remix'



'Raps and Bars'



'Mixtape Matt'



'La La La'

Update on all my NEW songs...

Last but far from least...

More funny Facebook conversations with randomers

Ayhan
slm
kKDİLLA
?
10:17pmMe
sup
cunt
10:18pmAyhan
where are you from
?
10:18pmMe
hey man
England
10:19pmAyhan
I'm having turkey
10:19pmMe
nice
10:20pmAyhan
Do you have a girlfriend who is currently changing camerada
10:21pmMe
naaa man
10:21pmAyhan
I do not understand
?;
10:23pmAyhan
Do you need camera with me at the address you sounan girl
?
10:23pmMe
what the fuck are you on about mate?
10:24pmAyhan
I gotta girlfriend sex
10:25pmMe
what?
10:25pmAyhan
I gotta girlfriend sex
10:25pmMe
and what
fuck of you weidso
Weordso
aha
10:26pmAyhan
I want to have sex
10:26pmMe
go have sex then you fucked up dude
10:27pmAyhan
I want to fuck someone on camera
?
10:27pmMe
ok?
why are you telling me this?
10:28pmAyhan
I want you to propose a girlfriend
?
10:28pmMe
you are sick
I live in England
you live in Turkey
I'm not a porn agency you freak

NEW SONG!

Facebook is Such Fun

Guy: who are you 12:05am Matt: nice, straight to the point 12:06am Guy: what 12:06am Matt: you don't fuck about do you chap 12:06am Guy: WHO ARE YOU 12:06am Matt: you saw me and instantly thought "you know what, I don't know this guy, I'm going to pounce on this now before he disappears from Facebook" you want to know who I am? 12:07am Guy: yes 12:07am Matt: ok...My name is Joseph, surnames Fritzal. Mates call me Frits, ignore the name up top, I call myself Matt Currie 12:08am Guy: I dont know you 12:08am Matt: (don't tell anyone but it's just a fake account so I can talk to kids) hang on... How old are you? 12:09am Guy: why would I tell you 12:09am Matt: because if your under 16, ima become considerably nicer to you. Hahahaha! WHAT, I just realized how sick this joke actually is 12:09am Guy: oh your freinds with josh henry 12:09am Matt: hahahaahahaha!!! OWWW that makes it better, Josh Henry, we're friends now, because of Josh Henry, good ol' Josh, always help in a friend situation don't he 12:10am Guy: k 12:10am Matt: ok, it was nice talking to you. Goodbye 12:10am Guy: see ya

I Came 16th in a Competition I Didn't Even Know Existed?

NEW SONG!

Don't Litter, This Guy Can Run Fast

NEW SONG!

The Chat Roulette Song

NEW SONG BY ME!

Gangsta Even in Court

Lil' Wayne when to Jail Yesterday to serve an 8 month sentence,
he doesn't care though.

I'm a Korean

I get this a lot on Facebook

9:45pmChantelle

ur lyrics to songs are well rude :o

9:46pmMatt

they certainly are

9:46pmChantelle

why ?

9:46pmMatt

because that's how I write lyrics

I'm not going to censer myself

9:47pmChantelle

oh . but why do you think of rude lyrifs

9:47pmMatt

because I have a rude mind

9:47pmChantelle

oh right ahaaa

Not Nice Rap

Some Visual/Verbal Treats...

You may be familiar with this young man, most YouTubers are, he's that ventriloquist chap, remember? He did that thing with his lil' terrorist puppet... "SILENCE. I KILL YOU!" Yeah you remember, well this is his second installment, I personally think it's much better than all the other puppets he sticks his hand up, I introduce to you 'Sweet Daddy D'...

The next video links in quite nicely, you've just seen a relatively sane and I'd say fairly good ventriloquist, now give this crazy mo' fo' a ganda, some call him the local hero, I just call him the crazy as old man that spends all day everyday singing with an extremely dirty puppet on his hand dancing to a stereo player that I can only assume is from the 19th century. Norwich City's 'puppet man' did a radio interview a couple of years ago, truly a great listen, open your ears, open your hilarity glands (they don't exist, idiot)...

The last video has no relevance what so ever to the last two. But this is a new-ish song from the dynamic duo, the artist 'Chiddy Bang' and his less well know producer 'zafron' who is quite frankly a genius. I could talk about these two for days, there story is truly amazing, but instead of cobbling on a load of crap you don't want to hear, just download there mixtape 'The Swelly Express' (click on it and it'll take you to a download page, if you don't know what to do from there, quite frankly you don't deserve the mixtape) Enjoy there joint genius...

Better Than the original - Tik Tok by the Mid Night Beast

Russia's Gay

I know I've probably lost my audience of four people by now but I will be posting more regularly now. This is a parody of 'watcha say' and it is quite frankly, brilliant!