I get this a lot on Facebook

9:45pmChantelle

ur lyrics to songs are well rude :o

9:46pmMatt

they certainly are

9:46pmChantelle

why ?

9:46pmMatt

because that's how I write lyrics

I'm not going to censer myself

9:47pmChantelle

oh . but why do you think of rude lyrifs

9:47pmMatt

because I have a rude mind

9:47pmChantelle

oh right ahaaa